July 2012
saddeer:
girls are literally the worst thing thats ever happened to me
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
every drug dealer no matter the quality of their weed: it's some fire!
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uncommongracex:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
If a person is in a relationship, that means you don’t flirt with them.
55-sycamore:
when girls say goodnight: I’m tired sooo good night. I miss you and aw remember that stupid ass thing from three months ago that you don’t remember but I do because I’m a girl and I remember everything yea so ugh today this happened and it reminded me of this other thing lol aw anyway gooood niiiight :))) talk to you tomorrowww.
when boys say goodnight: good night.
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“Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they...”
– Lev Grossman (via larmoyante)
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how...”
– Daniel Franzese (via 69andpregnant)
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Watchrrobbedd:
omg this did not actually happen
“Suffering is necessary until you realize it is unnecessary.”
– Eckhart Tolle (via goldcherries)
“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...”
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via girl-violence)
citybeach:
the middle east blood
If you’re a female taller than 5’8 you can pay for your own cinema ticket like the grown man you are.
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coagulates:
k let’s stop talking about the olympics and start talking about me
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xanax, man. everything is good.
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