saddeer: girls are literally the worst thing thats ever happened to me
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
every drug dealer no matter the quality of their weed: it's some fire!
uncommongracex: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If a person is in a relationship, that means you don’t flirt with them.
55-sycamore: when girls say goodnight: I’m tired sooo good night. I miss you and aw remember that stupid ass thing from three months ago that you don’t remember but I do because I’m a girl and I remember everything yea so ugh today this happened and it reminded me of this other thing lol aw anyway gooood niiiight :))) talk to you tomorrowww. when boys say goodnight: good night.
Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they...– Lev Grossman (via larmoyante)
You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how...– Daniel Franzese (via 69andpregnant)
rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen
Suffering is necessary until you realize it is unnecessary.– Eckhart Tolle (via goldcherries)
Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via girl-violence)
citybeach: the middle east blood
If you’re a female taller than 5’8 you can pay for your own cinema ticket like the grown man you are.
coagulates: k let’s stop talking about the olympics and start talking about me
xanax, man. everything is good.